Monday, December 30, 2013

Cat Advice #2

Snuggly Bunny
Springfield, Illinois

Dear Dale,
I am having a name problem. I am about to have kits, and I don't want them to get horribly embarrassing names from my owners. My name, as you can see, is Snuggly Bunny. My mate's name is Sunshine Lollipop. How can I get them to get normal names like Amy, Ben, and stuff like that?

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Dear Snuggly Bunny,

This one is tough. But, here's an idea. When your owners start naming them, yowl and protest when you hear a horrible name. Hopefully they will be smart enough to realize it's a bad name. Purr when you hear a good name.
                                                -Dale

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