Okay, before I start this I just want to say this is inspired by texts from mittens. It is on catster.com. It is a great blog and you should totally go there.(Seriously, it is a way better blog than mine so far, since I have just started. She/He is way more experienced than me.) A lot of my stuff will be inspired by catster.com, so you might want to see the original thing. This will not be in the same style as texts from mittens, so just be warned.
Me: Dale, I'm going to my friend's house.
Dale: The one with the dog?
Me: Yes.
Dale: That dog is a ******* ***.
Me: That's no way to call Val.
Dale: Is he called Val for that 'Prince Valiant' comic that nobody reads?
Me: No, it's short for Valentino.
Dale: Ha! I'm gonna post it on bookface or tweeter using your account to embarrass him in front of the whole world!
Me: Good luck.
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